Is there a more scarier sound then that silence, when night insects stop chirping without warning?I suppose those two violin notes when your swimming in the ocean, but that's just in your head.
Has a Hairdresser ever rejected you because they said your hair is short enough already?So I want a #2 crew cut every 3 weeks and the hairdresser refused each time. So I bought my own clippers and do it myself..
A Man went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Betty awoke to find her mother missing from camp. She rushed to her husband and insisted they both try to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle and started to look for her. After about an hour they...See More ยป
Anybody else walk around their yard with a fake ankle monitor so their neighbours don't ask you to watch their kids?
If someone was leaving 'glow in the dark' pebbles around the side walks at night or solar powered fairy lights in the trees at a park, would you -report it or encourage it?
Would you marry someone so they can get a Green Card?My Brother's Wife is trying to set me up with her sister so she can move into the country... I like my brothers wife, she's nice and my brother seems really happy. But I wonder exactly how much is she putting it on for him...
When I go in, I can cause some pain. Iโll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit and not swallow. What am I?๐ A dentist
I start with a โpโ and end with โo-r-n.โ Iโm a major player in the film industry. What am I?๐
Iโm spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?๐
Ever play 'tug of war' with your dog only to let him take the rope, shake his head, and smack you in the balls with it?No? just me then...
What four-letter word begins with โfโ and ends with โk,โ and if you canโt get it you can always just use your hands?๐
I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?๐
Whatโs a four-letter word that ends in โkโ and means the same as intercourse?Answer: Talk. ๐
So, has Political Correctness and Cancel Culture got around to badgering the TV station 'The BBC' to change its name yet?๐ค
WARNING! Frequency of human-bear encounters!Hikers: please take extra precautions and wear little noisy bells on clothing to give advance warning and avoid surprising the animals. We also suggest carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Be Vigilant for fresh bear activity and...See More ยป
What's worse than a chip breaking off in the dip?A: The second chip on a rescue mission, breaking too.
Took my dog to the vet today and they distracted him with a cozy bed, cookies and cheese so my GP needs to up their game.