Unfortunate turn of events or not?Arrived at the airport for the reward trip away to find out the 2 other guys on my team that were supposed to come dropped out last minute and there are no guys in the HR team. Not sure how i feel about this.
Anyone else's company do rewards for hitting team targets?Our company has a system where each team gets set targets to meet each month. If you exceed those by a lot the company reward you. Its normally just a meal but since my team and a team in HR exceeded the targets for August by so much we're getting... See More »
Something you thought was well down the road but turns out not to beSurgeon just told me ill probably need a hip replacement before I'm 30. Always thought they were just for old people
Weirdest injury you've had or seen?I was in hospital for surgery and i was in a shared room with this American woman. She was nice enough but was tough to say the least, loads of tattoos, scars, been to prison, and more. We both arrived the same day, she asks me what i was in for, so... See More »
Where's the weirdest place you've ever got changed?Just got changed down an alleyway in the middle of the city which was a pretty weird experience
What advertising campaign has made you think thats geniusYou know a campaign where you look at it and go "whoever came up with that needs a pay rise". For me its got to be the #mycalvins one, one hashtag and half of social media becomes their own advertising and youve people pulling down their trousers to... See More »
What are the oddsJust about to head to someone who has spare keys to my house to get the keys and start walking up my path looking for their spare keys that I have. Well isnt this a pickle 😬😂
PSA re door snibsPut them on with the lock in not out or the bloody things are still able to close if the wind catches them🙄
Which would you ratherSay your account was hacked and the hacker gives you a choice, they post your face or your privates, which do you choose? Gotta be privates for me personally
Most heart in mouth moment you've had recently?Just spilt a cup of coffee all over my lap and had this mini heart attack as it spilled when I was wondering "is this shit hot or not" thank God it was just warm😬😅
Anyone else have that creepy neighbourThat your parents love so whenever they need "a strong young lad like yourself" to do something you get sent down the street but theyre far too touchy feely for your liking. Just got the dreaded "ms. Xyz, needs your help moving something, head down... See More »
Why dont i do this more oftenWorking from home today so I'm getting paid the same money but i get more time in bed and I don't have to get dressed. Why don't I do this all the time?
Whats your favourite occasional pastimeLike something you cant do often but love? Mines camping, we go on a big extended family one 3/4 times a year then just my family might go a few times but its pretty rare but I love it
Too touchySitting on the bus on the way home and this woman sits down beside me and slaps MY thigh, leaves her hand there, looks me straight in the eye and goes "it's been a long day son" and turns away but leaves her hand on my thigh. What a weird person...
Is my sister an evil genius or just evilLong story short I pranked my sister a while back, nothing serious just the classic snaps under the toilet seat. She said she'd get me back. Her and my mum went on a trip until Monday today and left while I was at work. I got home, had a shower,... See More »
Time for new jeans?Got to work today and went to the toilet straight away. Went to do up my zipper after and it decided to do that thing where it only stays on half the zipper, great I'll just do the button, bend down to tie my laces and ping there goes the button, so... See More »
Ever dread something you know you needGot a physio appointment tomorrow, know i need it but damn is it painful and awkward
Anyone else have a pair of jeans that messes with them?You know the pair that everytime you put them on its a struggle so you think it'll be alright to go without a belt then they slowly get looser as the day goes on and suddenly you're walking home like an early 2000s gangster? Just me?
Anyone else notice how at a certain time weddings get weird?You know that time when everyones had lots to drink and is at peak happiness and suddenly your great aunt is pole dancing?
Why am i still here?8pm and still in work, nobody else here except the cleaning ladies every other soul has gone home, got to get that overtime though
Am I the only one that does this?Anyone else ever find themselves lying down or slouching or something and go to sit up but are too lazy to pick yourself up and do it so just slide instead and end up pantsing yourself by accident?
