I love watching from above......to watch the twat in the flash car who doesn't know the roof is covered in birdshit, the bloke with the wraparound hairstyle whose baldy bit is only visible to me, the wellard boys wondering where the water balloon came from... Infantile but... See More »
Covid for Brits [I Wonder If I Have Coronavirus / Covid19](..or anyone else..) Now we have more civilian deaths than World War2,led by a government without a clue: Shouldn't we revert back to then? The 1939 government were as totally useless as this one so things went to "sod the political parties this is... See More »
Why do under 20 girls think Groucho Marx eyebrows are a good idea?..never mind the mouth to make them look like something on a fish slab. And the "Oooooooo I pissed myself" facial expression in pics? (sorry - was looking at my niece's friends list).
Never trust a packet that says "General Seasoning"............when the rest of the writing is in Bengali.
Stop beginning messages with "So"....... just take a breath and a think then say a sentence. "So..." is the new "Durrrr".
Anyone hijacked your Netflix account?Some prat in the Phillipines and another in Egypt did that. Upgraded my package too! I could change their settings to Turkish/Finnish language respectively😈 then called NFlx. They're happy to wait til these phone in to complain about the language... See More »
I Can Drive a Stick ShiftNo-one here in primitive Uk/Yoorp drives an automatic. Also we have to have steering wheels as the roads go round bends in some areas.
Hi to everyone working as a pub cleaner at this yohoho time of yearIsn't it all just so much jinglejingle fkn fun 👿
US - can we borrow some of your lunatics with guns?... only there's a few politicians here in Yoorp who are being a bit irritating.
Who's this Horace Johnson idiot?Came knocking at our door - says he has a dodgy mate in US with a stupid name.
At what age should I officially allow my niece to smoke?Anti-smoking people go away now. My daughter was allowed to smoke from 14. Now I have a 14 yo niece to look after. She smokes anyway, this I know, but when do you make it "official"?
Any women had probs with "KingGeorge" on here?S.African **** into male dominance. You can block him here but the ****'s wandering round Durban up to god knows what. I've been on here a long time, EP before this, but he's one of the most disturbing.
Who else hates Xmas?Crappy music everywhere you go, Disney idea of a good time, rain, wind, all the pubs shut.... At least I don't have family any more to put up with.
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