If your bio has "all opinions my own" in it, chances are that your opinions are dog shit.No functioning adult uses that comment.
Anyone else in the U.K. see that Just Stop Oil vs A coach full of football fans video?That did not go the way they hoped 😂
I don’t care who’s side you’re on, who started it, what your god says or your politics, I just have this simple message
Everyone I know who has taken up a sport or gym regime to keep fit has had some sort of injury. So for your own sake stay on that sofa.
I have to spend a day per month at head office. As compensation for my commute I will nick just about anything I can get away with:batteries, coffee, note books, pens, cookies, etc. I don't plan on ever having to buy toilet paper ever again.
Humans have been around for 300,000 years. But we’re still a bit shit when it comes to coping with rain.
Someone’s dog decided I was a part of their family this evening. A bit awkward for me and the owner.I was walking back from the sea front and an old guy was walking the opposite way with his dog. It look like a golden retriever crossed with something. A big fluffy cute thing. The dog saw me and came running over to me making a fuss and jumping up....See More »
Just finished a naff day at work. I get in the car to drive home and this absolute banger comes on the radio 🤩
I’m starting to wonder if I should give up on honest earnings, and try a life of crime.A highwayman perhaps like Adam and the Ants 😂
Living by the sea. Two different vibes.Yesterday was humid and calm. A group of girls came straight from school to swim and jump off the quay near the office. But today it’s grey and stormy, the tourists are off the beach but the locals are surfing in it. It looks awesome. 🙂
If you hear someone say “I was today years old” instead of "I just found out", tap them firmly in the forehead with a wooden spoon until they stop
As far as I can seen the only evidence for a benevolent god that loves us all is the existence of halloumi
People who refuse to drink orange juice if it has bits in are always the first to fall apart in a crisis.If you’re one of these people, accept you will be eaten by the rest of us first.