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M
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If you can read this, then... that's good enough to start with me.
About Me
I Love Chinese Food
So, I went to a chinese restaurant and got a surprise looking at the menu. You could order beef friend rice, and even top it off with superior soy sauce!
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+ 3 2 replies 16 views Oct 6, 2019 |
I Love Chinese Food
I Like Craft Projects
I made a panda bear this time, by alternating between black and white beads.
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+ 1 1 reply 7 views Aug 2, 2019 |
I Like Craft Projects
Which is it?
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Imagine this, you have 2 slices of bread, and in between is a burger patty. Does this make it a burger or a sandwich?
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+ 0 10 replies 23 views Aug 7, 2018 |
Food
What's your fate in Infinity War?
Just saw the Avengers movie, but I give it an 8/10 rating. For those of you that saw the movie, click this link to see your fate. If you have not seen the movie, don't click it yet. http://www.didthanoskill.me/
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+ 0 14 replies 17 views May 4, 2018 |
Situations
I Hate My Job
My work area is steady and nice, but there are people who would report you behind their backs and hide behind emails and texts. NOBODY has the courage or balls to confront you in person. Even if I asked about it, they are evasive or suddenly have to ...
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+ 2 7 replies 22 views Mar 10, 2018 |
I Hate My Job
I Have A Funny Friend
My friend says she doesn't like calling black people black and only calls them "African-American". So I asked her what she calls white people and she said, "white". So I told her, "then you should call the white people ...
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+ 3 19 replies 40 views Nov 21, 2017 |
I Have A Funny Friend
I Helping A Friend In Need
Need opinions on my friend's situation. She talked to an online person, fell in love and entered a long distance relationship with him. In the 2 months span that she "dated" him, she told me that he would be upset at her if she didn...
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+ 1 16 replies 34 views Nov 21, 2017 |
I Helping A Friend In Need
I Love Arts and Crafts
I had nothing else to do, so... Materials (per bear): 369 white/purple beads (body) 3 black beads (eyes and nose) 1 pink bead (mouth) 40ft of fishing line
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+ 3 5 replies 19 views Sep 7, 2017 |
I Love Arts and Crafts
I Like Dark Humor
Rated R joke: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!
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+ 0 0 replies 0 views Jul 7, 2017 |
I Like Dark Humor
I Will Post One Word
FREE!!! Apparently you can't, because SW will give you the error message: "Story is too short". 🙄
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+ 4 5 replies 9 views Jul 7, 2017 |
I Will Post One Word
I Love Arts and Crafts
I'M BUILDING AN ARMY ... OF CUTENESS!!! 😸
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+ 3 0 replies 17 views Jul 7, 2017 |
I Love Arts and Crafts
I Like Math
I'm so bored, I'll even solve the math equations on these ads. In case anyone is interested, x = 49. I didn't even solve it properly, I just kept doing guess and check until I solved for it. 😒
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+ 3 1 reply 16 views Jul 6, 2017 |
I Like Math
I Met Someone In Person From the Internet
Somebody from Similar Worlds recognized me and said hi to me. I was really surprised. 😅
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+ 6 11 replies 27 views Jun 22, 2017 |
I Met Someone In Person From the Internet
I Have Failed a Class
The professor even talked with me and told me that taking the final exam wouldn't be enough to help me pass, even if I had a perfect score. This saved me time from sitting through the test though! :P
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+ 2 4 replies 8 views May 9, 2017 |
I Have Failed a Class
I Love Stupid Jokes
Have you heard about the guy who overdosed from viagra? They couldn't close his casket! >.>
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+ 2 1 reply 4 views Apr 22, 2017 |
I Love Stupid Jokes
I Love Candy
The most disappointing lollipop ever. The blueberry syrup wqs just like drinking old medicine before they were flavored (thank you niquil), and it was very difficult to chew through. When I finally got to the scorpion, it was just like eatin...
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+ 0 3 replies 17 views Apr 21, 2017 |
I Love Candy
I Like Funny Quotes
Original art by radekxmen (DeviantArt) PS: I did not ask permissions, but if they ask me to remove it, then I would. Also, the quote was inspired by another friend, so I had to make this poster. >.>
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+ 0 3 replies 17 views Feb 24, 2017 |
I Like Funny Quotes
I can hold my breathe over a minute
My record is 130 seconds so far, but I'm still trying to reach 3 minutes, then maybe 5 if that's possible. :D
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+ 1 5 replies 8 views Jan 31, 2017 |
Hobbies
I Have Been To The Vets
My dog was 14 years old. Couldn't walk, couldn't see, couldn't even control his own bowel movements. It was time, but we put him to sleep. Really excited to go for a car ride, he had that strength to walk to the car, but he didn't...
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+ 6 9 replies 19 views Jan 19, 2017 |
I Have Been To The Vets
I Love 3d Puzzles
Plastic Crystal Puzzles. Found in Barnes & Nobles.
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+ 6 4 replies 18 views Jan 13, 2017 |
I Love 3d Puzzles
 
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