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LifeisReal

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If you can read this, then... that's good enough to start with me.

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I Love Chinese Food

So, I went to a chinese restaurant and got a surprise looking at the menu. You could order beef friend rice, and even top it off with superior soy sauce!

I Like Craft Projects

I made a panda bear this time, by alternating between black and white beads.

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Imagine this, you have 2 slices of bread, and in between is a burger patty. Does this make it a burger or a sandwich?

What's your fate in Infinity War?

Just saw the Avengers movie, but I give it an 8/10 rating. For those of you that saw the movie, click this link to see your fate. If you have not seen the movie, don't click it yet. http://www.didthanoskill.me/

My work area is steady and nice, but there are people who would report you behind their backs and hide behind emails and texts. NOBODY has the courage or balls to confront you in person. Even if I asked about it, they are evasive or suddenly have to...

I Have A Funny Friend

My friend says she doesn't like calling black people black and only calls them "African-American". So I asked her what she calls white people and she said, "white". So I told her, "then you should call the white people European American if you call...

I Helping A Friend In Need

Need opinions on my friend's situation. She talked to an online person, fell in love and entered a long distance relationship with him. In the 2 months span that she "dated" him, she told me that he would be upset at her if she didn't respond to him...

I Love Arts and Crafts

I had nothing else to do, so... Materials (per bear): 369 white/purple beads (body) 3 black beads (eyes and nose) 1 pink bead (mouth) 40ft of fishing line

I Will Post One Word

FREE!!! Apparently you can't, because SW will give you the error message: "Story is too short". 🙄

I Love Arts and Crafts

I'M BUILDING AN ARMY ... OF CUTENESS!!! 😸

I'm so bored, I'll even solve the math equations on these ads. In case anyone is interested, x = 49. I didn't even solve it properly, I just kept doing guess and check until I solved for it. 😒

I Met Someone In Person From the Internet

Somebody from Similar Worlds recognized me and said hi to me. I was really surprised. 😅

I Have Failed a Class

The professor even talked with me and told me that taking the final exam wouldn't be enough to help me pass, even if I had a perfect score. This saved me time from sitting through the test though! :P

I Love Stupid Jokes

Have you heard about the guy who overdosed from viagra? They couldn't close his casket! >.>

The most disappointing lollipop ever. The blueberry syrup wqs just like drinking old medicine before they were flavored (thank you niquil), and it was very difficult to chew through. When I finally got to the scorpion, it was just like...

I Like Funny Quotes

Original art by radekxmen (DeviantArt) PS: I did not ask permissions, but if they ask me to remove it, then I would. Also, the quote was inspired by another friend, so I had to make this poster. >.>

I can hold my breathe over a minute

My record is 130 seconds so far, but I'm still trying to reach 3 minutes, then maybe 5 if that's possible. :D

I Have Been To The Vets

My dog was 14 years old. Couldn't walk, couldn't see, couldn't even control his own bowel movements. It was time, but we put him to sleep. Really excited to go for a car ride, he had that strength to walk to the car, but he didn't realize it was his...

I Love 3d Puzzles

Plastic Crystal Puzzles. Found in Barnes & Nobles.

I Love 3d Puzzles

Metal Earth puzzles found at Barnes & Nobles. Warning: Steel puzzles can cut you, you will bleed at times, if you're not careful.

I Ran Out of Gas

I kept thinking, "I'll just get it later, I'll just get it later, I'll just get it later." Then, I find out clicking the accelerator didn't sped up my car anymore. So yeah, that's what it feels like when you know you're out of gas. Your car slows...

I Like Funny Quotes

I play Astroneer

Died in the first 10 minutes from a sandstorm, but I don't care, it was funny as hell. My friend that joined later got hit in the head with debris and instantly died, too. I laughed even harder. Another time, I was running in a cave and stopped, but...

I Love Arts and Crafts

Took 12 hours to make this, but I finally finished. Nearly 400 beads and 6 meters of fishing line to make this tiny thing. Credits to the silent girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqQ0hKYSnQ

I Love This Song

Very nice song, but sad video. "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride.

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