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I am forced to car share atm and the guy likes ant and dec...

Should i get the train instead? Literally, despite having a borderline supernaturally high IQ, the most fundamental quality to my sense of self is that im unable to distinguish between Ant and Dec. If i die without knowing which ones which, I will ...

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Can you explain Game Theory to me?

And also, zero sum gain? ELI5 please because im still waking up

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Peter Hitchens blocked me Twitter

I am genuinely disappointed.

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so whats it like being the smartest muthafuka on point?

Only smartest muthafukas answer plz

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Last night Peter Hitchens called me an egg :)

Not quite sure what he meant, but im sure it was his equivalency of an insult. He messaged me twice actually. Once to respond to my original query. And then again to let me know im an egg.

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UK people, did you see the recent Question Time?

Was Diane Abbot harshly treated?

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What do you think of President Bartlet?

Its like hes the opposite as Trump as its possible to get. Bartlet is honest, erudite, culturally sophisticated and brave. I used to feel bad for President Bush cuz Bartlet made him look like an idiot, but compared to Trump, Bush no longer seems li...

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Have you ever tried making yourself unattractive so that your SO ditches you instead of you having to ditch her?

If so, how did it work out? Im prepared to do anything aside fron violence and not brushing my teeth.

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Atheists, here's a PSA, please dont make any references to a magikal sky daddy....

... Or the flying spaghetti monster. Im vaugely aware of the cultural genesis of both references but the way you go on about them and then have a guffaw fest about it makes you seem as retarded as Trump supporters. Which is unfair Hope this helps...

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If i ask some one to borrow money, and they agree, but only if its not for booze....

.... But i end up buying booze with some money I had but didnt tell them about, does that mean I broke my promise?

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Michael Malice just blocked me on Twitter

(if you dont know who he is, dont bother finding out, just some garden variety Alt right also ran) I am very amused. I made one comment, maybe vaugely insulting but no where near banal abuse and he went through my history, saw what he was up again...

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So Mexicos paying like Trump said they would or what?

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What room in the house kills the most braincells?

In my opinion it's the kitchen. Or maybe the living room. If someone's watching a cooking show. Does anyone ever suspect that tricking people into thinking cullianary pursuit is a worthwhile endeavour is simply a conspiracy to deprive pe...

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When you and a freind are playing Russian roulette.....

Do you re-spin the chamber (not sure that's the proper name but I mean that spinny thing that houses the bullets) after each contestant has had their turn, or do you abide by rules that prohibit re-spin in order to more quickly ramp up the excit...

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Don't forget, Mike Cervonich is a wife beater....

A lot of alt right types have problems with women. Mostly derived from an inflammed narcissistic wound induced by rejection /inadequacy

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Without saying how old you are, name one thing from your childhood younger people wouldn't understand

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British people, are you sick of hearing the word 'Brexit' yet?

I can feel my brain cells dribbling out of my ears everytime I hear it.

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Why do people always forget the word 'theory' in the theory of evolution?

Its just a theory. I'll pass no commentary on its validity, just pointing that out.

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Tom Hardys 2nd funniest line on the TV show Peaky Binders

https://youtu.be/IXL4nNrvaqA Tom Hardy is a stone cold genius of outrageous proportions

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I Still Remember September 11

Its not really the type of thing anyones likely to forget.

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