Am I imagining things, or did my new car just say “traffic ahead“ roughly a quarter mile before I hit the congested portion of the freeway? 😮
I had the weirdest two part dream last night!It started with me on a plane ride to LA from NYC. About half an hour before we landed there was an alien attack from multidimensional beings using something called a Kreegar wave gun that they could fire without warning from a parallel dimension....See More »
What’s your car’s name? The last car I named was my ‘94 Dodge Stealth…she was Athena, my twin turbo warrior. After her I had three Priuses that I couldn’t name…they just didn’t seem to have a soul and weren’t anything more than machines to me. But meet Roxy 😋...See More »
Ffs, rent is going up by the max legally allowed again. Time to look elsewhere.$1460 a month for this crappy place is beyond ridiculous. I was looking on FB market place just to see what’s out there…lots of studios that are pet friendly for $1000ish in the county…some with a washer/dryer included and/or a private yard. And...See More »
You know that feeling when you buy a new thing that meets your needs, and then you keep find new neat stuff on it?I just found out my new car has all wheel drive, and that mystery button by the glass roof makes it either be opaque or transparent 😃
Life’s most puzzling mysteries…Did Jimmy ever find that lost shaker of salt? Did Kenny ever tell him what the frequency is? Indeed, who’ll stop the rain? Really, should I stay or should I go now? And seriously, who let the dogs out?
For a week now I’ve been dreaming every night about having gotten a white SUV, and being upset about having gotten a white car and also an SUV… I don’t like white cars as they show dirt too well, and I just don’t like the way SUVs handle. So today, with all that in mind, I drove home from the dealer in a “Wind Chill Pearl” Toyota Venza with the “Nightshade” trim. 🤣 Ok, yeah, it’s whitish…b...See More »
“You want to go get lunch?” I asked. “Sure!” she replied, “Let me just get changed.”That was almost 40 minutes ago…is she in there making the clothes?? 😅
Contrary to popular belief, the world isn’t flooded with conspiracy theories. That just what they want you to think 🧐
Arrrgh!!! Toyota has a recall on all 2024 Prius until July at least! And no one has a 2023 available.I’m not mad at the Venza though…kinda nice… 🤔
Ever pass gas that smelled so bad your dog moved away to give you worried looks from a safe distance? 🤣🐶
Oh no! Doom and horror! The mild malady my GF brought me home from Vegas has mutated into the dreaded and nearly always fatal… Man Flu 😱 This could be it, guys. This could be the one that takes me out 😷 On the other hand, I do still feel like Korean bbq for lunch… 😅
Welp, at least I now know why I kept waking up last night, and why in the small hours it started to feel parched near the back of the roof of my mouthI’m coming down with something or another…my GF had a nasty tore up throat and a fever last week in Vegas, and I don’t think she was quite done with it before she got back and we kissed. Le Sigh. Oh well. Life, right? 😷
All my dreams last night were about not being able to sleep, and they all woke me up 😂😫🥱I even had one about YouTube’s Beau of the Fifth Column who made a video saying “So today we’re going to talk about Zaphod, and sleep, and getting enough of it. Zaphod, get some sleep. Thats it. Just quit waking up, and get some sleep.” And then I...See More »
Anyone know if Fallout 4 creation skins still cause the 0kb glitch on either PS5 or PC? Has this been fixed yet?
Ugh! I forgot what a pain in the keister it is getting a new laptop set up 🤦♂️Been downloading and updating this that and the other for hours now 😵💫 And then, just when I think it’s all finally done, a window pops up like a bad late night commercial But wait! There’s more! 😂😢
WooHoo! Taxes filed! Between federal and state I’m only -$13 this year 😅Best of all, it turns out a life insurance payout isn’t a taxable item…whew! 😂
Credit where credit is due; Trump has done the seemingly impossible. He’s made us look forward to April 15th 😂
I got a wonderful email the other day from someone I haven’t seen in a long time, inviting me to catch up with them over a meal!It was from Uber Eats 😂
Fallout limited edition coffee for sale. Erm, no.Limited edition almost always means expensive. Either you buy it and never drink it, or you spend a lot of money on a coffee you don’t like, or (and possibly worst) you really like it and can never get it again. So, no. Love the games, looking...See More »
If someone cut your arm off and beat you to death with it, would you go to hell for having technically died by your own hand? 🤔
So how many conspiracy theories came to pass during the eclipse?Was the Statue of Liberty blown up? Is the Golden Gate Bridge still standing? Were Israel or Gaza nuked? Martial law declared anywhere? Is all milk now chocolate? Anything? 🤔😂
Have you ever had one of those bizarre moments that make you reevaluate things?So the other week I was in a fairly dark place. Like dark. Very dark. Not actively planning to do anything, but dark enough to actively make plans for it. But, life had to go on, so I was still dragging myself through the motions of work and life...See More »
I feel like Meat Loaf not coming out with a line of low calorie beer was a lost opportunity.He could have called it Paradise by the Dashboard, Lite. I’ll show myself out 😂
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