Contrary to popular belief, the world isn’t flooded with conspiracy theories. That just what they want you to think 🧐

@Zaphod42 Its 200 leagues under🤽

@bookerdana Could be worse…could be 20,000 leagues deep and one Vern short of a novel idea 🤷‍♂️

@Zaphod42 I couldn't remember how many leagues Verne went..I do know its around the world in 80 days🗨️

@thepreposterouspanda Nah man, I’ve looked over the edge…it’s actually koalas all the way down. The lizard people want us to think it’s turtles to further prop up their own power structure 😝

@Zaphod42