Flex time!!!! A coworker told me I smell like plum today. Not in a creepy way, just straight up “you smell so good! like a plum.”Idk what that means but I’m choosing to believe I radiate expensive fruit? Lol 🌬 Half my shift left and I’m just walking around like “yea...I am the plum. 😏” So if anyone else wants to compliment me before I lose the will to be productive,... See More »
My feet are so done with me they’re planning a coup. I need a massage, an apology, and possibly a priest. (1)
