Life tip: if you hit the gas pedal and brake at the same time while driving, your car will take a screenshot.
It confuses me why people associate leftism with both Islam AND communism.It's fairly often I hear people describe leftists as being Muslim-lovers but also communists. Y'all do realize that commies and Muslims absolutely HATE each other. Communists have historically tried to wipe out Muslims.
I'm hitting skins from here to Copenhagen, I bed the wenches cos you know I'm a PaganThe House of Pain, that's the name of my crew...
Curse you, Facebook moms, for ruining the Minions the way you did.Despicable Me was a funny movie and you've ensured that most of society associates the image of the Minions with your cringy "live laugh love" and "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" memes.
The "Habañera" aria from Bizet's opera Carmen makes me feel like a supervillian every time I listen to it.
I am thoroughly convinced that Franz Liszt was railing fat lines of coke when he wrote the second Hungarian Rhapsody.
"Require children to attend school regardless of the COVID risk. Oh, but make sure they don't get lunch." -Neocons"All that money being used to pay for schoolchildren to eat could be spent on bombing a country that didn't attack us." -Also neocons
That thing about the last episode of Tom & Jerry ending with them committing suicide is false.There IS an episode in which the two of them seemingly end their own lives by sitting on the train tracks as the train is coming. It's called "Blue Cat Blues." But it's not the last episode. At least sixty more episodes aired after that. The very...See More »
Beethoven's second piano concerto absolutely does something to me that I cannot explain.Inject it in my veins.
Did you lay a divorcé in New York City? Did you have to put up some.kind of a fight?Did the lady cover you in roses?
Trying to stop the waves behind your eyeballs, drop your reds, drop your greens and blues...Thank you for your wine, California...
One of my favorite feelings is right after taking a shower, rubbing a dry Kleenex around inside my wet ear.I know that's slightly gross but it feels incredible.
Natasha Leggero is a special kind of disrespectful.I will never get over the time she referred to Selena Gomez as "the most unlucky Selena in entertainment history" for having slept with Justin Bieber. That one HURT.
Meghan McCain's recent departure from "The View" and her comments on her experiences there has made me realize something I never thought about.While on Sean Hannity's show, Meghan spun a similar to story to what Dave Rubin has been saying for years, something along the lines of "I spent a significant amount of time around people who were at least nominally liberal and they weren't very nice...See More »
You! Whoever, whatever you are, I command you, you understand me? I am only a head, and you whatever you are.Together we're strong, More powerful than any of them!
I understand why people trash talk OnlyFans girls so much, but tbh, it's the customers who we should be ridiculing.As low as it is to make money off of a service like OnlyFans, apparently people like it because it wouldn't be a thing unless it were profitable. So all y'all who pay these chicks for their content, this is YOUR fault.