My mom doesn’t want me to get a jobBut now the market opened up and I have my chance. I feel confused. I feel like a lot of the homeless shelters and welfare programs are there for people who really need it. Last time I was in the hospital it took so long to apply for housing that I... See More »
I want Beyoncé to be the grand Dragon of the KKK. She was smart enough to feed me a dead octopus and Klan me, so it’s meant to be.
Hitler was my grandfather and in the hospital the nurse said ‘so Hitler was Black’ do you think there is any truth to this?
I’m Dead, I was Klanned by Beyoncé!Beyoncé and my cousin found a dead octopus on Mars and fed it to me and now I’m dead.
The ‘Trina’ rapper visited me in the hospital and said my telepathic communications with her drove her crazy?Like I keep hearing her voice say things like ‘create a toenail, count to 8 then drive it to Japan, open a liquor shop on Mickey Mouse’s birthday and ask this seagull if it knows what time it is, oh shit it just asked me’. Trina was like Monique was... See More »
Last year I paid for a pregnant crackhead’s abortion. What is something you’ve done that makes you proud?
