I’m Dead, I was Klanned by Beyoncé!
Beyoncé and my cousin found a dead octopus on Mars and fed it to me and now I’m dead.
36-40, M
That's amazing i hope i also can continue writing in such a state without the octopus tho 😏
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
That's okay because in my dreams I was surrounded by Beyoncé Jennifer Lopez and a few other actresses and supermodels as they all took turns gagging on my tentacle begging me for more
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
I think likely it was the lack of air that killed you, not the Octopus so much.
BrandNewMan · M
