My nephew told me I like things that stinkSo I told him that must be why I like him. Then he asked me why I’m so good at roasting. I guess what I’m getting at here is that you all should appreciate my talents more like he does
I'm Changing My Name to CleopatraAnd telling everyone John Olinger brought me here in his time machine.
What matters more:taking responsibility for what you can control, or expecting accountability from others?
About mysteriesI know i'm a sucker for the mysteries of the world, the things that cannot or have never been explained. Such events like the Baltic sea anomaly or the far more famous Dyatlov pass incident. In the case of Dyatlov, people have been trying to figure... See More »
Do you feel drawn to calmer, more intentional colors lately?I explored the main color trends shaping contemporary art in 2026 and why they resonate right now. 👉 Read more (2)
I'm Gonna Write a Story About a Guy Who Works with a Nukular ReactorAnd his pecker shrivels up and falls off. It's called "Similar Worlds Love Slave."
On Elvis Presley's 91st Birthday Don't ForgetI'm a hunka-hunka burnin' love! Thank you. Thank you very much.
