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Do you masturdate?

Masturdating: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
TexChik · F
Is that what it’s called ? On Fridays after kick boxing I like to go catch a matinee and brain veg for a couple hours .
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@TexChik Apparently. I thought it's normal to go somewhere alone once in a while, at least for introverts or when all your friends are busy, uninterested in that movie you really wanted to see or imaginary.
TexChik · F
@Melpomene I’m married and we go out all the time ... I just like a little me time
SW-User
All the time. During residency I had no friends or social contacts. I used to go out about three to four times every week. Alone. To the coffee shop or just buying things I didn't need. It made it less lonely to be surrounded by buzzing humans. Plus I got to interact with humans on a basal scale at least.
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@SW-User *hugs* people come and go
TexChik · F
@SW-User residency ? Physician ?
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
I used to do that all the time before I got married. Now I'm lucky if I get to use the bathroom alone.
SW-User
I wish I could but I feel too awkward
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@SW-User Why?
SW-User
@Melpomene Because I feel like a friendless loser. Because I'm a friendless loser.
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@SW-User If you have no friends and are a loser you're a ''friendless loser''. However, if you're only friendless it doesn't mean you're a loser. And often times, there's someone who'd gladly befriend us, but we're too sad to notice the sun behind clouds. You don't sound like a loser so maybe you could give it a try and see if there are possible friends around you?
indyjoe · 56-60, M
I don't do that any more though... I asked myself out but I don't date married men😁
I wish. I’m never alone.
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@ProdigalSummer Unless you have children (or pets) I'm seriously concerned
@Melpomene i have 4 children. The only time I’m ever alone is when I’m driving to and from work.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@juiceyangel333 She said masturdate, not masturbate 😇
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@MartinTheFirst oh oops 😁😁
Melpomene · 22-25, F
oh man,, I take myself out buy me dinner,, a movie,, then to the bar for some drinks, then I invite myself back to my place to see sum etching,, then when ive gotten me drunk,, i SO take advantege...
It least I am still there in the morning!
SW-User
That’s my life
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Melpomene · 22-25, F
@monimathu If I die at least it will be doing the thing I love.
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Melpomene · 22-25, F
@monimathu What?
not often, occasionally i will go to a restaurant alone. between texting, facebook, SW and games on my phone, it keeps me busy till my food gets to the table.
SW-User
I used to when I was single. I still do now, even though I am in a relationship. I often enjoy my own company.
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
I do a lot alone. I don't do events like going to movies or sit down restaurants though
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@UndercoverBard I'm guessing it's like a date with yourself (self dating?) but some people would probably consider a date to ''Netflix n' chill''
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I'm not sure I am comfortable with the term 'Masturdating'
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@Thevy29 Me neither. Just wanted to see other people's reaction
Rokasu · 36-40, M
All the time. Though I usually end up meeting an acquaintance or two.
LyricalOne · F
I do and for the most part, enjoy it. I’m pretty good company. 🙂
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Yes. Just me and my phone. And we always have a good time.
indyjoe · 56-60, M
That was my entire intimate life for years...
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
That's pretty clever. Sometimes yes
Nope. I don't go out anywhere alone
Gothichorror · 22-25, F
I do at restaurants
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MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
lol.... I cook a lot of romantic dinners for myself 🤔
SW-User
@MartinTheFirst Oh, Martin. 😏
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@SW-User 😣
GerOttman · 61-69, M
As long as it's not Applebee's, I don't go to Applebee's alone!
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@GerOttman why is that?
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@Melpomene It's an eatery, a restaurant!

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GerOttman · 61-69, M
@nedkelly kind of an inside joke the wife and I share! see the clip I posted!
I prefer the version with a "B" ;)
Any women here interested in "mutual"?
fortycreek · M
i do 2 out 3
fortycreek · M
@Melpomene never gone to a movie alone
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@fortycreek Me neither but that wasn't a list, just an example to explain better.
fortycreek · M
@Melpomene i know lol
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Awww bless
Melpomene · 22-25, F
@Harriet03 You get blessed?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@Melpomene Twice last night, and again this morning!
chrisCA · M
@Harriet03 Praise the Lord sister. 😆
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Done it, yes. Lol. Strange way of looking at it.

 
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