Do you masturdate?

Masturdating: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

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oh man,, I take myself out buy me dinner,, a movie,, then to the bar for some drinks, then I invite myself back to my place to see sum etching,, then when ive gotten me drunk,, i SO take advantege...
It least I am still there in the morning!