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AlienZipper
56-60, M
Join Time
1st 3 Mths of SW
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Only visiting this planet.....🌎
I Write
She wrapped herself around his heart like a womb, nurturing it with such a deep love that it flowed through his veins until he burst forth with a passion that matched her own...
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16 mins ago
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I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers To Dumb Questions
Welcome to SW, your number one source of global warming and real time de-volution: "I Have A Fart Fetish" Stranger Things has nothing on this place... just sayin'
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16 hrs ago
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I Write
Her prose - dark, sweet, and full - rolled over him until he could hold his breath no longer, forcing him to the surface of his own heart. He found her there, waiting for him...
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3 replies
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23 hrs ago
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I Think Silliness Is Important
Are you tired of that unpleasant odor left behind by unwanted trolls? You're in luck! For a limited time, we're offering - as an exclusive to SW members - a new product guaranteed to eliminate ghastly troll odor. It's called ...
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11 replies
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1 day ago
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So what do you think of Jack O'Lantern and would you do him?
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1 day ago
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I Think Silliness Is Important
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4 replies
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3 days ago
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How many of you would like to see JohnOlinger do the SW robot , lol? 😂
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13 replies
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Jan 12, 2018
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If you were a cop would you arrest JohnOlinger and frisk him head to toe?
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6 replies
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Jan 12, 2018
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If JohnOlinger1 was a superhero would you do him?
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Jan 11, 2018
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I Think Silliness Is Important
Would someone please come to my house and iron my work clothes for me? I'm not emotionally ready to do it today, lol... 🙃
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Jan 10, 2018
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I Write
As a follow-up to my post concerning the atheist posts, it appears they're following the same pattern in regards to evolution with endless posts that supposedly backs their claims. Regardless of what someone believes about this subject, all I w...
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Jan 10, 2018
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I Write
Has anyone else noticed all the posts on atheism lately? Have you also noticed that virtually no one ever responds to them? A word to the atheist posters: Okay, we get it. You're atheists and you hate the Bible and Christianity. But no one...
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Jan 9, 2018
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I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers To Dumb Questions
What's up with the nerd/thighs questions? For all you guys posting that crap, find something else to post or stop posting, because no one gives a mangy rats ass about what a nerd can do with their thighs....
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Dec 20, 2017
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I Am Tangled Up In Blue
Waking up on a rainy morning, The smell of your hair, The sensation of your breath On that curve in my neck Your warm breasts pressing Against my chest Your soft moan as I run my hand Down your back and start the Day the proper way....
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Dec 19, 2017
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For the ladies: If JohnOlinger1 had a twin would you do him?
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Dec 15, 2017
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For the ladies: If you saw JohnOlinger1 playing Santa Claus at the mall would you go sit in his lap and tell him what you wanted for Christmas?
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Dec 15, 2017
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I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers To Dumb Questions
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our programming for this latest development: I am wanking at work with the door closed. Any ladies interested in a call please message me.. We now return you to your show. Stay tuned to see if everything comes ...
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26 replies
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Dec 13, 2017
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For the ladies: What do you think of JohnOlinger1 and would you have his baby?
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11 replies
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Dec 9, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Do you know a man who looks like JohnOlinger1' and could be JohnOlinger1's twin?
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Dec 9, 2017
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I Get Annoyed By Dumb Questions
And now the latest headline straight from the SW news desk: "I Like to Wear Diapers and Plastic Pants Under My Jeans" Stay tuned for the latest updates from the world of adult diaper fetish.
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20 replies
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Dec 6, 2017
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