Well If it’s for educational purposes I think you should get started right away. I think you will love my operating system,

Let me set up remote access…

You mean my personal documents, copyright materials, bank credentials, website username and password combinations, confidential family items, investment portfolio documents, confidential health records, etc? Sure, go right ahead. Here's my 30 character bitlocker encryption key. Here's my sister's hand in marriage as well.

Sure I have nothing to hide 😏

Anal yze… hehe

No.

.... let me delete practically everything except music and pics of my kittehs

As long as your not offended by a serious amount of porn and memes

At least you could buy me a drink first ☺️

Feel free to, it's encrypted anyway 😌

Please don't fry it. 🙏🏻

Is that a euphemism?

After I cleared my internet history…

Yes sadly though you would be bored

Could just as well browse PornHub.

in ur Inbox ?

Sure