Would you let me analyze your hard drive?

Well If it’s for educational purposes I think you should get started right away. I think you will love my operating system,

Let me set up remote access…

You mean my personal documents, copyright materials, bank credentials, website username and password combinations, confidential family items, investment portfolio documents, confidential health records, etc? Sure, go right ahead. Here's my 30 character bitlocker encryption key. Here's my sister's hand in marriage as well.

Sure I have nothing to hide 😏

Anal yze… hehe

No.

Please don't fry it. 🙏🏻

After I cleared my internet history…

Is that a euphemism?

Feel free to, it's encrypted anyway 😌

At least you could buy me a drink first ☺️

in ur Inbox ?

Mine is in a servo skull better run it's a fast bugger

Yes sadly though you would be bored

Sure

.... let me delete practically everything except music and pics of my kittehs

As long as your not offended by a serious amount of porn and memes

Could just as well browse PornHub.