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GiftedGeekGuy · 41-45, M
Some kind of chemical irritant in a spray format. Pepper spray, mace, etc.

nedkelly · 61-69, M Best Comment
Mrs Smilers also double as security at Anfailed


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smiler2012 · 61-69
@nedkelly 😂 a bouncer in no uncertain terms ned
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@nedkelly You use that photo so much you should pay that woman royalties 😜
Budwick · 70-79, M
My neighbor lady, Blanch.

@Budwick blanch without coffee
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@Budwick If I didn't know better I'd say that was any one of my female relatives.
@Budwick By the looks of it, she studied krav maga.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Prayer has helped me throughout my life….but it doesn’t hurt to keep a baseball bat or gun next to the front door either.
SW-User
@cherokeepatti A hockey stick is better than a bat. It's longer, thinner (get between legs) and the curved blade can really fuck up a face.

Plus, anyone not familiar with hockey will assume you are a rugged lunatic if you have one
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SW-User Probably have to order a new one online. Probably rearrange someone’s face with it if I learned to swing it just right.
SW-User
@cherokeepatti I can do it just fine, I played. If I hit someone with a bat I'd likely kill him. I literally don't know how to soften my swing😋
TexChik · F
25 years of martial arts training 🤷🏻‍♀️ , or my bow (and arrow)
Adogslife · 61-69, M
@TexChik Probably smart to shoot. I just got into knives because my trainer trained with Dan Inosanto. We just morphed from JKD naturally into Kali then after a bit we moved to the knives. There are times I’ve almost been sick to my stomach with the training, but you definitely know where to and where not to put your arms and hands when a knife is involved. Blades are just different though…

Enjoy you’re training. Try some Kali sticks. That’s a ton of fun.
@TexChik What martial art did you study>
TexChik · F
@thedarkside kick boxing
bowman81 · M
Situational awareness. Being aware of what is going on in your surroundings and taking steps to minimize confrontation and problems. Your brain is your greatest weapon. Avoiding conflict when you can, ending it decisively when you must.
Nimbus · M
@bowman81 Good point.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
@bowman81 exactly.
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Pepper Spray
@Beautywithin Definitely. 🖤🤗
Nimbus · M
@Beautywithin Yes, can be nasty.
A dog, tazer, pepper spray
Nimbus · M
@FreeSpirit1 I have the first one :)
@Nimbus I have a gun and a dog
BlueVeins · 22-25
Pepperball guns are fantastic, especially 'cause you don't actually have to hit the attacker in order for it to be effective. It'll create a cloud of very irritating dust that will temporarily blind the attacker and send them into fits of coughing. You have to be a little careful to hit the lower half of their body though, as a shot to the upper half can cause serious permanent injury or death.
Nimbus · M
@BlueVeins Never heard of them but sounds effective.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
A laser pointer.

I just pointed it at the intruder and the cat did the rest.
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Thevy29 😆 like the idea in principle but depends on your moggy . 😂 ours she is the original scredy cat
Depending on the assailant, sometimes, calm talking.
Nimbus · M
@Mamapolo2016 Very good!
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nedkelly · 61-69, M
@Lacemaker Hidden comment - more censorship
Lacemaker · 41-45, F
@nedkelly Is it?!
Platinum · M
A Rottweiler and a baseball bat
Nimbus · M
@Platinum I'll go with that :)
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@Platinum Now a Rottweiler with a Baseball bat….THAT would be scary ! 😱
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Cough and say “Covid”
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
If nothing else is handy your keys protruding from between the fingers of your fist can help you defend yourself
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Nimbus · M
@CopperCicada Indeed but sometimes can't be avoided.
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Synyster · 51-55, M
Synyster · 51-55, M
@Mamapolo2016 Hahaha At this point in the world we currently live in, you're right.
Nimbus · M
@Synyster Wtf! :)
Synyster · 51-55, M
@Nimbus 🤣
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
My dog. People literally cross the street when they see him coming.
nicedave · 46-50, M
A sense of humour
Nimbus · M
@nicedave lol,
SW-User
A personal gangster body guard @Trippin …the most dangerous of gangster barbies
SW-User
@Trippin helping with your…erm…super tough scary image 😉😘🥰
Trippin · F
@SW-User Thankies... Im mean... Umm. yeah, what ever.

🤣😘
SW-User
@Trippin tis cool 😎

🤣😘🥰
Most weapons you carry will be used aganist you , if you're not trained enough to use them.

So it's better to not carry anything if you have no fighting experience.
Nimbus · M
@Ihopetolivehappily That's interesting 👍
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
23 years of training in karate.I have a 4th dan black belt,can wrestle and I also train in MMA and Krav Magra.
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Not being an a$$hole
Nimbus · M
@Muthafukajones Hopefully it works.
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
@Nimbus @Nimbus if you don’t go out of your way to offend, people are less likely to want you dead. #iamnotwrong
Hot cast iron skillet.
@daddybloke Well, my plan A will be fun, what I’m answering is to plan C. My plan B is to show him/her how to play baseball. Using their head as the ball as I swing the aluminum bat. 🤗🤗🤗
But yes, because I cook a lot, I’m hoping my skillet is warm enough to handle at time of need. 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️
daddybloke · 46-50, M
@LostAtsea i'm sure it would be effective at any heat lol
@daddybloke HAHAHHA!!!!!!! I believe you are correct!
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
I like an ax handle. It has the right balance.

Platinum · M
@badminton I have one of those by the bed....feels good in your hand and comfortable
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
The act of surprise :D
Nimbus · M
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Nimbus 😱
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
Smiles and self-confidence are very 'disarming'. The second bit is really hard for me, but I can do the first one ok (usually because it hides my underlying anxiety and depression really well).
Nimbus · M
@zonavar68 👍
Nimbus · M
Harl3y100 · M
A well trained giant guard dog.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Excellent :)
chrisCA · M
Baseball bat
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Nimbus · M
@MasterLee ??
Why would that be?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@Nimbus although a nice anti tank gun is helpful it's harder to carry
Nimbus · M
@MasterLee 😛
Nimbus · M
@Darkskiescoming Cheap too :)
SW-User
Knife or a machete!
Nimbus · M
@SW-User I used to carry a knife.
SW-User
@Nimbus me too! I have a large collection of knives.
And, when confronting real danger...

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Nimbus · M
@Mamapolo2016 Video not available.
@Nimbus It's Crocodile Dundee whammying the water Buffalo.
cycleman · 61-69, M
a shrug of the shoulders and a Smile too! 😊
Nimbus · M
@cycleman lol, cool!
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
Pepper spray.
(Probably bear spray, also.)
Stopmakingsense · 61-69, F
Preparing to defend oneself is a crime against humanity.
SW-User
@Stopmakingsense OK now I know you are a troll account. You sound ridiculous even for this day and age
Stopmakingsense · 61-69, F
@SW-User just quoting Lao Tzu-. Sounds ridiculous to you? That's odd.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Thanks for best comment
Nimbus · M
SW-User
The wild & wonky world of fantasy.
Nimbus · M
@SW-User lol,
eMortal · M
A beautiful smile.
Nimbus · M
@eMortal Charming :)
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
I used to just take the wife during the right time of the month😉
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
Sarcasm and clever repartee.
Nimbus · M
@badminton 😛
Gumbodidlo · 56-60, C
Intelligence
Nimbus · M
@Gumbodidlo Clever 👍
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
A dictionary
Nimbus · M
@JoeyFoxx 🤔
Nimbus · M
@questionWeaver That can work ;)
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
Boomerang 🧲
Nimbus · M
@FloorGenAdm Looks like a magnet.
My sweet dance battle skills
Nimbus · M
@Keepitsimple Metal what?
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Anything that is sharp. It can slice a neck and that’s that.@Nimbus
SnailTeeth · 36-40, M
Intelligence.
SW-User
the missus with pmt haha
Nimbus · M
@SW-User lolol,

 
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