Went fishing today what kind of fish is this?

It's the Relief fish... Not that uncommon in sw waters

So how did you remove it from the hook 🪝? That’s what I wanna know 😂

i'm not sure....but it sure smells like one 🤭

On a topwater?

its funny to me that someone threw their fleshlight in the river.

and whats oozing out of the bottom 🤢

Sniff it and tell me what it smells like. 🤣

Trouser trout…. Or a pocket perch?

Fishlight

I told you not to fish in the Pripyat river...

One caught next to a nuclear power plant lol

You will see many of these fish trying to poke it

Its a Cuntfish....

Related to the well known Catfish..

Pussyfish

Did you pull that out of a school of one eyed spittin zipperfish?

That's an invasive species...throw it back!