That I'm not really an owl...

That the guy in my pic is actually me and I'm a rapper

I have a weird crush on my dad

yes i had one in my life

That I'm on SW.

If I post it, it would no longer be a secret, would it? 🤣

I am AI

Ive told it on here

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

This is actually how I really look.

Wouldn't you like to know bot boy

Surely I will share on here. 😐

I'm not really Elvis.

I’m the government worker that’s been spying on you, your whole life.

I lost the game.

If I had such a secret, and revealed it, then it would no longer be a secret. 8-)

As if I'm going to tell you.

I'll tell you for a fee. No less than 500USD, Non refundable of course and payable to my PayPal (label it as friends and family), Cash app, Or that other one I never really use 🤷🏾
Otherwise, Naurrrr baby🤐

like we would tell anyone lol

i've probably told people tho but not just everyone because people like to use and hold stuff against you so there's no point in them knowing unless they have a right to be entitled to such information for whatever reasons like if it effects them personally 😳🤐

The biggest secret would be that I was in a domestic discipline marriage. Even now that my husband has passed on, it would still open up a massive can of worms as many people in my personal life wouldn't understand so I'm not going to tell them. I guess the next biggest are about certain kinks and fetishes, that would be extremely awkward to have to talk about and again, not something everyone understands.

If I rather die than tell it I'm not about to discuss it here

Lol I'm not telling.

🤨

It's big, but not really a secret.

SW

Nothing I would tell.

Im on a site where old dudes in their 80s post pics of themselves in a dress and some people have a thing for d!@p3rz