I didn't rewind my rental VHS movies before returning them...God! I feel so liberated now! Thanks SW!!

I'm gonna live forever!

Ha ha nice try

I’m the fifth Trident dentist.

The fact I had sex for alcohol

I was SA'd in prison and now have fantasies about it happening again.

I'm not really Elvis.

I find it pretty funny when your toe hits the corner of your bed.

If I told you, I'd still have to kill you...

I've think I've told them all

Similar Worlds itself.

I come from another planet

I will not take any secret to my grave. Being a Hindu I will be cremated. 😆

I don't know, something sexual I guess.

This is the last place on earth I'd share it.

I don't wanna tellya... nope no no! I don't care if you get mad... nope no NO!

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i cant think of anything

I am an open book and have no secrets of that sort.

By the way, the new patio being laid at the same time as my wife left is purely coincidental.

There is none that qualifies.

Absolutely none- if I'm taking it to my grave nobody's going to know about it