What would you tell your 16 year old self?

She was so enraged and distrusting, nothing that I could say would have helped. I would encourage her to stay strong and focused as she grew up.

If you’re gonna try end it. Atleast do it properly. It will save you a lot of hassle in the future. It doesn’t get better.

She is yours for the next 50+ years, so be good to her.

I wish you didn't take your first beer.

The key to a satisfying sexual relationship is balance. Switch hands once in a while!

I'll write a book when i figure that out 😬

never park your car in front of a married womans house,

It will get better

Don't get on social media

Don't get too excited about the year 2000.

Nothing momentous happens.

Poon is even better than you think

Boys will ruin your life

8+8=16

Use lube when you masturbate not dry handed.

Befriend a nerd named Jeff Bezos.