Stupid and Confusing Shower Thoughts that i have at night

- Lobsters are just Scorpion Mermaids
- nothing is really on fire, fire is on things
- whoever found out we can drink cows milk must have been REALLY thirsty
- do bees think were weirdos for eating their vomit?
- you can manually breathe, blink and swallow by thinking about it.

These aren't stupid. They are facts.

Are there cavemen in heaven?

It's called a hamburger because the inventor was from Hamburg, Germany. But I've got some more of my own.

-Every single one of us has kicked a pregnant woman.

-If you're at home naked with the doors locked, you are wearing your house.

-You pass the anniversary of your death every year. You just don't know when it is.

-Your future self is watching you through memories.

-There are hundreds of feel-good movies about a conservative becoming more liberal in their views, but not one with the opposite premise.

-More people are scared of spiders than scorpions, in spite of scorpions being armored battle spiders.

-You are a brain piloting a bone mech covered with flesh armor.