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Stupid and Confusing Shower Thoughts that i have at night

~Humans are the only species to pay to live on Earth.
~Theres no ham in hamburger, but why is it call that ?
~Mirrors dont break, they multiplie.
~You are someone's ancestor.
~You only know you were happy when you no longer are.
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
It's called a hamburger because the inventor was from Hamburg, Germany. But I've got some more of my own.

-Every single one of us has kicked a pregnant woman.

-If you're at home naked with the doors locked, you are wearing your house.

-You pass the anniversary of your death every year. You just don't know when it is.

-Your future self is watching you through memories.

-There are hundreds of feel-good movies about a conservative becoming more liberal in their views, but not one with the opposite premise.

-More people are scared of spiders than scorpions, in spite of scorpions being armored battle spiders.

-You are a brain piloting a bone mech covered with flesh armor.