Stupid and Confusing Shower Thoughts that i have at night

~Humans are the only species to pay to live on Earth.
~Theres no ham in hamburger, but why is it call that ?
~Mirrors dont break, they multiplie.
~You are someone's ancestor.
~You only know you were happy when you no longer are.

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bugeye · 26-30, F

- Lobsters are just Scorpion Mermaids
- nothing is really on fire, fire is on things
- whoever found out we can drink cows milk must have been REALLY thirsty
- do bees think were weirdos for eating their vomit?
- you can manually breathe, blink and swallow by thinking about it.