I need a thousand hour massage ... Whose lucky 🍀 hands want to volunteer ? All males bow down ... Your hands are impure , i know exactly what you guys have been up to at least two to 3 times a day .. You may ask .... Welll , what's in it for me .🙄😑 Well , I will let you know...See More »
Girls, out of curiosity, would you let a cousin massage your feet?I was at a cousin's wedding last night, so of course a lot of my relatives were there. At one point, a male cousin of mine was rubbing a female cousin's feet. They're both good people and relatively close in age. Anyway, my wife was kind of off put...See More »
I need a deep tissue massage after being out of town and running around these theme parks for the past 2 daysI should call off 😈 but I probably won’t because I’m annoyingly responsible
I am going for a full body massage on MondayAnd before you ask. There will be no happy endings because your mother is not working that day.
You can't buy happiness...... And if you think this is Adult or Sensitive, obviously you've never had a therapeutic massage.
1 hour massageSo I booked a 1-hour massage for one of my good friends for her birthday . Unfortunately after a couple weeks she did not book her appointment. So instead of continuously reminding her, I decided that I was going to use it for myself. She had plenty...See More »
My dog wants a massage every night and it’s usually like 10 minutesbut lately she’s been wanting 15 minute massages. And tonight we’re going on half an hour and I had to switch hands because my fingers were going numb. This is ridiculous 🤦♀️
What do you want right now?A massage, every muscle in my body aches. I need a masseuse to work some magic on me.
Massage was good but they irritated me!So yesterday I went for a deep tissue massage. I injured myself at the gym maybe over a year ago, I knew that weights weren't for me, my body felt heavy and I just didn't feel like me. So when I injured myself I knew straight away that I needed to...See More »