I Have Been The Victum Of A Bad Dutch OvenActually I haven't. But everyone who's dated me has been. 👿
I FartedI did, just a few minutes ago in fact! See I was in line at the grocery store, cart full of all sorts of things, when I feel a familiar pressure. Since my gas earlier in the day had been relatively non-smelly, I chance letting it out gently, which... See More »
I FartI hate when a fart sneaks up on me in a social situation, and there's no real opportunity to slip away and let it go. Even worse, as a tall person it's just that much closer to everyone's nose lol. How does everyone else deal?
I Fart a LotYeah... This is me lol. I get embarrassed to do it in front of people but when I'm alone, look out!
