Anyone else really need to fart right now?

I just do it.. Rarely do I hold them in and give them an introduction

i wish i could.

maybe i should have some of that salmon eggs and vodka i purchased today.


but i might get all depressed. wife got to go see cancer dude tomorrow and see what is next.

oy! i just oh well.. i'm not going to put you's guys through this.


but her journey is far from over.


now, back at it...... farting is good for you.
you have to be mannerly about it.

but don't do what elvis did.. he held them in... that was part of the issue with his 'cleft colon' which eventually killed him.

Let's press our butts together and fart at the same time!

Why're you asking? ;)

No, I'm good. thanks for asking.

No but I'd like to see you do it