Haven’t seen this asked yet: What was your most memorable fart?I’ll go first! 🙋🏻♂ I was about twelve years old at my uncles funeral in the very back row of the second floor at a packed out Lutheran church and sitting on a metal chair. It lasted about ten seconds and echoed through the church, causing everyone... See More »
Okay I'm saying this onceI read your post And I imagined You sounding Just like Mortimer Snerd Squeezing out a fart.
Does your butt whistle when you fart?Oh darling, the timeless “Does your fabulous derrière serenade when you release the rainbow?” query! I’ve always fantasized if my derrière has its own fabulous ensemble, like the Bee Gees “Stayin’ Alive… and Whistlin’ with Flair All Night.”... See More »
Did You Know If Your Name Is Bardy and You FartIn the refrigerator your prune juice will never spoil?
