Haven’t seen this asked yet: What was your most memorable fart?

I’ll go first! 🙋🏻‍♂

I was about twelve years old at my uncles funeral in the very back row of the second floor at a packed out Lutheran church and sitting on a metal chair. It lasted about ten seconds and echoed through the church, causing everyone to turn and look my way. My stepbrother sitting next to me sank down in his chair and couldn’t stop laughing. The preacher guy handled it like a pro so that was cool. My mom on the other hand was absolutely pissed and probably mortified but we laugh about it today

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Jamesy · 41-45, M

The power of Christ Compels You

Holden · 31-35, M

I was 8 years old and farted very loudly in church during my stepdad's brother's wedding. He was part of the wedding party, so he was with him on the stage when the priest was going over the vows with my uncle and aunt, so he definitely heard it from all the way over there. I was near one of the exits and it echoed. Plus the entire church was quiet when I farted, so everyone heard it. My mom felt super embarrassed for my stepdad and my uncle, but my 2 older brothers were hysterical and couldn't stop laughing. I mean, it IS called a church pew.

saragoodtimes · F

ifyou fart in church you sit in your own phew

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