Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?

Of course!

Yes. I was at work in someone else's department in the mail room, and when I went in there for something, I was standing near him, let out a loud fart, and then I looked right at him and said "It was YOU!" and then walked out. Someone else who was working in there at the time was hysterically laughing and had told my mom about it and he was laughing and struggling to even tell her about it. Then I get a text during doing my work a few minutes later. My mom had asked me "Umm what did you do??" and I told her. She told me Michael, who had told her what happened, said to her that her son is too funny and that he is a grown man who still thinks farts are hilarious.

Isn't that what brothers are for 🤷🏾‍♀

I like to do it in an elevator and blame it on the prettiest woman.

Always

Always.... 🤣

Oh yes my wife numerous times over the years, for some reason she doesnt think its funny??

If mine is SBD, of course

sometimes I blame one of the cats

Yes, my friends and I used to do it in Barnes & Noble and blame each other back when I was in my 20s 🙈

Thanks for dragging that memory up from the basement. 😭

When burping, I just cheated myself out of a fart.

Every fart

no i take responsibility fir my acts lol

If you can't take the heat, stay away from the crock of chili.