Been farting at work more lately idc anymore. 💨

Congratulations !!

I see a promotion and a raise coming 👍

Seems to be a common workplace issue.

So elegant 🥹

toot

Better out than in.

can always make it fun
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Let it ride!

Fart loud and establish dominance.

I've declared Jet power! ...and walked faster down my workplace hallway.

Make it rain

Cloth or leather chair?

Try doing a blue flame for the amusement of your co-workers.

Do you at least disguise them with a "cough cough" 🤔

You're clearly not a woman women don't do that stuff

Make a second income by selling biogas?

Crop dust the boss's office when they annoy you

Nuttin' like a good tootin' time

Best place to fart!

better out than in people say, and if you kick up a stink who cares XD

That's rookie numbers, you gotta pump up your numbers:

Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That's why I sht,
On company time!

You need to dutch over that bad boy

Do you scratch your balls too?