I Fart a Lot

I wouldn't need to look out because I wouldn't be around you,

@strawberry Ha! I have 2 older brothers, I know the feeling.

Lol

Lol who, me?!

I wonder how it is to look out around you then :D

Lol. You're trolling aren't you?

@flennflyys You're the troll, perpetuating biological falsehoods! :P

Why creepy? Are you saying you don't ever have digestive byproducts?

Ha... that is a good point. Time to go join the "I am an idiot" group.

@lasting it's definitely a troll because everyone knows women don't fart

if i fart around my brothers its basically self defense...

Don't hold your farts in! Share them with me! I promise to love and cherish your farts as long as we both shall live! I may even let you toot in my mouth!

That's gross and creepy