I Fart

Save it for an elevator might as well get the maximum effect...

@taller if you are lucky you can get off the elevator before anyone else and then the next person will get the blame

If I can't hold it in then I just let it go a quietly as possible

OMG I would be so embarrassed if I got caught though.

@ down the stree, LOL it's called cut and run, but thats good advice. Especially to do it to someone you dislike let them get the blame for the polluted fart.. lol 😁

Just train to keep them quiet and leave people alone in your cloud. :P They won't suspect you, because who'd accuse a pretty lady to produce such a nasty aroma 😂

I just do my best to make sure the release is as silent as possible, and if it's a particularly bad one I do my best to remove myself to another room before anyone detects it... sucks when this happens in the car tho and you just gotta hope nobody says anything lol :/

I'd love to be near you when you fart! I'd just keep breathing deeply as your farts fill my lungs! Big loud smelly farts!!!