I Fart

I hate when a fart sneaks up on me in a social situation, and there's no real opportunity to slip away and let it go. Even worse, as a tall person it's just that much closer to everyone's nose lol. How does everyone else deal?

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kinksntings22 · 31-35, M

I just do my best to make sure the release is as silent as possible, and if it's a particularly bad one I do my best to remove myself to another room before anyone detects it... sucks when this happens in the car tho and you just gotta hope nobody says anything lol :/