I Fart

I hate when a fart sneaks up on me in a social situation, and there's no real opportunity to slip away and let it go. Even worse, as a tall person it's just that much closer to everyone's nose lol. How does everyone else deal?

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TheLoneKeys · 36-40, F

If I can't hold it in then I just let it go a quietly as possible

Fatjosh69 · 36-40, M

I'd sniff your farts!

TheLoneKeys · 36-40, F

Thanks lol

Fatjosh69 · 36-40, M

@TheLoneKeys: see, if I inhale your entire fart no one else would smell it and I'd save you the embarrassment 😄

TheLoneKeys · 36-40, F

Great idea!!

Fatjosh69 · 36-40, M

@TheLoneKeys: I'm all about making people comfortable and happy! Plus...I have a fart fetish if you didn't notice! Lol!

TheLoneKeys · 36-40, F

lol I thought you were just being helpful

Fatjosh69 · 36-40, M

@TheLoneKeys: sure but it helps us both right?! 😂

TheLoneKeys · 36-40, F

Yea true lol