When was the last time you farted on someone?

when he ate the last malteeser

I'd never fart on someone. BUT...I do love being farted on! Big loud stinky farts from a pretty girl!

I invoke my 5th Amendment rights, on grounds that anything I say, in response, may incriminate me.😈

When I was messing with my niece. I was laying on my belly and resting in this position and she hopped on my back. I was like "Get off or I'll fart". She didn't believe I can, so I proved she was wrong and I did one. :D She jumped out of me laughing and said she felt the heat :P

NEVER and why would I do that

Would you fart on me 🤔

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