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SINNERS! I am come to bring you the TRUE and PURE word of our LORD AND CREATOR!

Indeed, I speak of the [i]ONE TRUE GOD![/i] Accept no substitutions, friends! There is only ONE God! ONE path! ONE religion! All others will lead to eternal torment!

Yes, I speak of Farblesnozz! He who is LORD and creator of all, who reigns from His throne in Erewhon! Worship Him, or be sentenced to the dirt mines in Snazzlekil! So it says in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo!
TrashCat · M
@Matt85Speaking the truth like this? I can't even understand them 😂
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@Matt85 I'm sorry, did you say Evangelical? As in the church that blindly worships Donald Trump? Are you telling me Donald Trump is the second coming of Jesus?
TrashCat · M
@LordShadowfire 😂 This just make me laugh
Is Farblesnozz the Most High? I have heard mebbe Jerry Garcia & Willie Nelson both got higher. Asking for a friend.


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I must admit that way back on another Forum it was "The Church of Fred" that offered such blessings.

This has me confused.
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JR "Bob" dobbs, the slackmaster! the saint of sales!
can protect you from Jehova 1 who still threatens this planet
What is a farblesnot?
@MsSwan My gif! You stole my gif! I'm telling mummy on you! 😂
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@MsSwan lmfao!!!
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Ugh. For the upteenth time, that's not my name
Mock all you want but people believe in God for a reason.. 🙂
The Flying Spaghetti Monster dumps his water on you, he boiled for our sins, do not settle for impastas,,,
Ramen

 
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