SINNERS! I am come to bring you the TRUE and PURE word of our LORD AND CREATOR!

Indeed, I speak of the ONE TRUE GOD! Accept no substitutions, friends! There is only ONE God! ONE path! ONE religion! All others will lead to eternal torment!

Yes, I speak of Farblesnozz! He who is LORD and creator of all, who reigns from His throne in Erewhon! Worship Him, or be sentenced to the dirt mines in Snazzlekil! So it says in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo!

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MsSwan

What is a farblesnot?

ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M

@MsSwan Farblesnozz is the Most High. He will judge the living and the dead on the day of the Great Gribblefritz. Those found worthy will spend eternity in Erehwon. Those found unworthy will be sentenced to Snazzlekhil, where Mayor Gangleslotte will make them work in the underground dirt mines. The only alcohol available in Snazzlekhil is Hoslibroo, which makes one sober.

MsSwan

@ProphetOfFarblesnozz

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

@MsSwan My gif! You stole my gif! I'm telling mummy on you! 😂

MsSwan

@BritishFailedAesthetic Ha ha

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

@MsSwan lmfao!!!