Why do the haters of Farblesnozz insist that He sends His creations to Schmickleton?It is made abundantly clear in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo that only turning your back on our Lord Farblesnozz and worshipping Mayor Gangleslotte can send you to Schmickleton! And who is it who forces you to worship Gangleslotte? Is it Farblesnozz?... See More »
I have returned! And I have good news for those who are plagued by Trump and the other trolls of Gangleslotte!Even though this is the darkest time in modern history, our Lord Farblesnozz has not yet abandoned us! He allows the wicked Gangleslotte to rule over the earth in the guise of Yahweh, and allow his trolls such as Donald Trump and Elon Musk to do... See More »
People of the United States! Do not despair, though all might seem lost!Though the forces of Gangleslotte run rampant in the government in the wake of an election tainted by troll magic, there is hope! Our Lord Farblesnozz has never turned his back on those who are truly faithful, and He will reserve a place for us in... See More »
This morning, I ran afoul of one of the servants of Mayor Gangleslotte!The foul fiend had the audacity to knock at my door at 8:00 in the morning! I answered the door in my ceremonial Farblesnozzian garb, in order to invite questions. This is a strategy I use to deconvert those who have been deceived by the trolls of... See More »
Beware those who proclaim false religions, calling others "sinners" in order to take away their rights!Those people will toil in the dirt mines for eternity! For so it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the book of Gribblefritz, Chapters 4-5: (Quote)
It has come to my attention that one of the trolls in the employee of Mayor Gangleslotte is spamming the good people of Similar Worlds.This is a classic tactic of the trolls in the employ of the Evil One! For he knows the wisdom of what is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the book of Ssatrams, chapter 1, verse 7: 7. A truth, repeated once, with evidence, is better than... See More »
