I have returned! And I have good news for those who are plagued by Trump and the other trolls of Gangleslotte!
Even though this is the darkest time in modern history, our Lord Farblesnozz has not yet abandoned us! He allows the wicked Gangleslotte to rule over the earth in the guise of Yahweh, and allow his trolls such as Donald Trump and Elon Musk to do terrible things to their countries. But it is temporary, my friends! Soon this evil will be overcome, and we will see the return of our Lord! For so it is written in the book of Orbdamu, chapter 6, verses 61-66:
61. And Gangleslotte will send his army of trоӏӏs over the entire world, battling the truth of Farblesnozz with their lies and their hatred. 62. Using the guise of his false religion, Christianity, they will spread intolerance in the name of love, 63. and hatred in the name of righteousness. 64. And one trоӏӏ will stand in the spotlight to unite them all, though he be hated by many. 65. He will strive mightily to take over one of the largest bastions of freedom in the world with his deception. 66. Children of Farblesnozz, you must not let him trump the truth with his lies.
But we know this dark time will pass, for so the book continues:
7:
1. And I, Streborbob, who have faithfully penned these words, bring good news! For the time of the trolls will be followed by a great recession, it is true, but by this will the masses know the truth! 2. For Mayor Gangleslotte cannot bring prosperity, but only the illusion thereof, whilst true prosperity can only come from Farblesnozz. 3. By this will our Lord bring his faithful back to the fold. After a time of tribulation, He will send a messenger who speaks naught but the truth. 4. And when that messenger speaks, It will be torture to the ears of the disciples of Gangleslotte, and they will scream and cry out for her head.
5. Stay true to Farblesnozz, for in these trying times, He sees you and does not forget. And you will find yourself at the highest seat in Erewhon, and rule with us forever.
Ahmaan.
61. And Gangleslotte will send his army of trоӏӏs over the entire world, battling the truth of Farblesnozz with their lies and their hatred. 62. Using the guise of his false religion, Christianity, they will spread intolerance in the name of love, 63. and hatred in the name of righteousness. 64. And one trоӏӏ will stand in the spotlight to unite them all, though he be hated by many. 65. He will strive mightily to take over one of the largest bastions of freedom in the world with his deception. 66. Children of Farblesnozz, you must not let him trump the truth with his lies.
But we know this dark time will pass, for so the book continues:
7:
1. And I, Streborbob, who have faithfully penned these words, bring good news! For the time of the trolls will be followed by a great recession, it is true, but by this will the masses know the truth! 2. For Mayor Gangleslotte cannot bring prosperity, but only the illusion thereof, whilst true prosperity can only come from Farblesnozz. 3. By this will our Lord bring his faithful back to the fold. After a time of tribulation, He will send a messenger who speaks naught but the truth. 4. And when that messenger speaks, It will be torture to the ears of the disciples of Gangleslotte, and they will scream and cry out for her head.
5. Stay true to Farblesnozz, for in these trying times, He sees you and does not forget. And you will find yourself at the highest seat in Erewhon, and rule with us forever.
Ahmaan.
56-60, M