People of the United States! Do not despair, though all might seem lost!
Though the forces of Gangleslotte run rampant in the government in the wake of an election tainted by troll magic, there is hope! Our Lord Farblesnozz has never turned his back on those who are truly faithful, and He will reserve a place for us in Erewhon! Do not turn your back on Him now, nor curse His name, though the foul troll known as Donald Trump stands poised to spoil all of the progress made in the last four years! For it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in Scitilop chapter 1, verses 17-19:
17. "Despair not, O ye faithful, though the trolls of Mayor Gangleslotte seize the highest offices and the highest courts! 18. For I, Farblesnozz, have already declared that Gangleslotte is Mayor of Earth, and shall be given free reign of it for a time. 19. But when that time is expired, he will suffer, as will everyone else who is condemned to the dirt mines of Schmickleton. I am Farblesnozz the Lord!"
17. "Despair not, O ye faithful, though the trolls of Mayor Gangleslotte seize the highest offices and the highest courts! 18. For I, Farblesnozz, have already declared that Gangleslotte is Mayor of Earth, and shall be given free reign of it for a time. 19. But when that time is expired, he will suffer, as will everyone else who is condemned to the dirt mines of Schmickleton. I am Farblesnozz the Lord!"
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