Why do the haters of Farblesnozz insist that He sends His creations to Schmickleton?
It is made abundantly clear in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo that only turning your back on our Lord Farblesnozz and worshipping Mayor Gangleslotte can send you to Schmickleton! And who is it who forces you to worship Gangleslotte? Is it Farblesnozz? No! Is it Gangleslotte? No!
No one forces you to turn your back on our Creator and worship the Evil One! You have chosen to do that of your own free will! And so, though it pains him to do so, our Lord has no choice but to sentence you to the dirt mines of Schmickleton! It is the natural consequence of your life choices!
No one forces you to turn your back on our Creator and worship the Evil One! You have chosen to do that of your own free will! And so, though it pains him to do so, our Lord has no choice but to sentence you to the dirt mines of Schmickleton! It is the natural consequence of your life choices!
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