This morning, I ran afoul of one of the servants of Mayor Gangleslotte!
The foul fiend had the audacity to knock at my door at 8:00 in the morning! I answered the door in my ceremonial Farblesnozzian garb, in order to invite questions. This is a strategy I use to deconvert those who have been deceived by the trolls of Gangleslotte. This person, however, seemed to be bent on declaring that I was some sort of revolting реrvеrt, all because he did not understand the purpose of the ceremonial garb.
For it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the book of Selur, chapter 2, verses 1-2:
This is not the first time that I have been discriminated against for wearing my sacred temple garb. I have been imprisoned for it many times in my life, for America is a wicked nation, which hates the righteous. But I will continue to practice my faith, in the face of such hate, persecution, and prosecution.
For it is written in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo, in the book of Selur, chapter 2, verses 1-2:
1. Those who identify as male, when they enter My temple, must wear the sacred Blouse of Holiness, which shall not cover any lower than the navel, and the blessed Boots of Duty. 2. Naught else shall they wear, for My sacred garments must never have the odor of uncleanness.
This is not the first time that I have been discriminated against for wearing my sacred temple garb. I have been imprisoned for it many times in my life, for America is a wicked nation, which hates the righteous. But I will continue to practice my faith, in the face of such hate, persecution, and prosecution.
51-55, M
