SINNERS! I am come to bring you the TRUE and PURE word of our LORD AND CREATOR!

Indeed, I speak of the ONE TRUE GOD! Accept no substitutions, friends! There is only ONE God! ONE path! ONE religion! All others will lead to eternal torment!

Yes, I speak of Farblesnozz! He who is LORD and creator of all, who reigns from His throne in Erewhon! Worship Him, or be sentenced to the dirt mines in Snazzlekil! So it says in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo!