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GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
A video chat with with an alien chopping up a screaming bowl of naked humans in the background and they just say "were coming for you".
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
The Vogons are coming to share their poetry.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I quite liked it, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@Mindfulness To the airlock with you!
@ChipmunkErnie Resistance is useless!
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FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@TexChik I'm not sure that our former PM did anything as world disrupting as your current President. If he kept his actions to your country, that would be your business...but he doesn't. The very idea that he could be the harbinger of future humanity is so lacking in hope that it would indeed be horrific.
TexChik · F
@FreddieUK World disrupting? Like the waste, fraud, and abuse all socialists seem to excel at? Or nothing like colluding with Iran over passage through the straight of Hormuz without buying a policy from Lloyds of London? Or imprisoning innocent people for making a snarky remark publicly and threatening Americans abroad? Now that we no longer pour billions into NATO or the UN, how will the UK make it? We have fuel to get to work, we have enough electricity to air condition our homes...and we no longer get fleeced by European associations. Our tax dollars are better spent in America for America...not defending Europe. I am sure to you, your world is disrupted by that.
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@TexChik I'm glad you're feeling good about so much. I'm pleased to say that we have also have enough electricity for all our needs and no innocent people are imprisoned. We are in middle of a possible political fraud case, but that is with a right wing party. It's amazing to be able to go the GP without paying at that time and receiving prescriptions at a fixed price or (for over 60s) free. But that's one horror you don't have to face and can be thankful for.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
3rd NOTICE! As previously explained; A new interstellar bypass is coming through this solar system and the orbit of this planet intersects it's path. Construction starts on Wednesday. Please use the designated reroute until the debris os cleared. STAR ROUTE 60 is closed to traffic.
Please be cautious as this segment is still under construction and workers and construction vehicles are present. There may be temporary delays when traveling through the area.
Please be cautious as this segment is still under construction and workers and construction vehicles are present. There may be temporary delays when traveling through the area.
AbbeyRhode · F
Nevertooold · 56-60, M
You've had it your way humanoids for way too long....we're coming for you!!!
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
MasterLee · 56-60, M
We are the new world government and we are here to help
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val70 · 56-60
They are amongst us already. Buy the bitcoin!
bijouxbroussard · F
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Your DNA will be resequenced to be compatible with theirs.
BlueVeins · 26-30
I am a monument to all your sins. 💀
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Thodsis · 51-55, M
'Oh shit! We've really fucked things up.'
'We apologise for your future pain.......................'
'We apologise for your future pain.......................'
Wireman · 31-35, M
It is safe and efficient.
Pfuzylogic · M
Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M
Its a Cookbook!
Bumbles · 56-60, M
It’s a cookbook!
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
ElyssTTTrucks · M
The universe is changing and evolving. Vibratory frequency is rising. Yet planet earth remains at a low vibratory frequency. The human race has collectively failed to raise it's vibratory frequency to a level necessary to remain harmonious and in sync with the universe. Because of that, it will be necessary to destroy planet earth.
SirNedKelly · M
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
We're from the government, and we're here to help.
Horok · 31-35, M
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RoxyTS · 31-35, T
“Invade you? Heck no….we’re just sitting back for a few weeks…watching the shit show. It’s entertaining. Couple more weeks and you’ll have killed yourselves anyways. No, we’ll pass. We’ll just watch then wade right in…”
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CountScrofula · 46-50, M
1490wayb · 61-69, M
you are banned from traveling the cosmos at warp speed. you are doomed to be vaporized, you have failed to live in peace
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
When everyone claims Kim Jung un can't poop because he burns it off.
Fact check. Kim Jong Un been holding it within, unless he's threatened....
If he takes a dump, imagine how much damage he will cause the whole world.
Fact check. Kim Jong Un been holding it within, unless he's threatened....
If he takes a dump, imagine how much damage he will cause the whole world.
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
GoFish · 41-45, F
@Oneofthestormboys yeah pretty sure one will to eventually .. a wormwood astroid that contaminates the rivers
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A booming voice speaks from behind the clouds..'It's me,Allan...not Allah,worship me? You can't even get my fucking name right..Allan...AaaaaaLlaan!
Oh sod it..prepare the lake of fire!
Oh sod it..prepare the lake of fire!
PoeticPlay · 56-60, M
There is not enough space for the both of us.
So one of us has gotta go.
So one of us has gotta go.
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