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FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@TexChik I'm not sure that our former PM did anything as world disrupting as your current President. If he kept his actions to your country, that would be your business...but he doesn't. The very idea that he could be the harbinger of future humanity is so lacking in hope that it would indeed be horrific.
TexChik · F
@FreddieUK World disrupting? Like the waste, fraud, and abuse all socialists seem to excel at? Or nothing like colluding with Iran over passage through the straight of Hormuz without buying a policy from Lloyds of London? Or imprisoning innocent people for making a snarky remark publicly and threatening Americans abroad? Now that we no longer pour billions into NATO or the UN, how will the UK make it? We have fuel to get to work, we have enough electricity to air condition our homes...and we no longer get fleeced by European associations. Our tax dollars are better spent in America for America...not defending Europe. I am sure to you, your world is disrupted by that.
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@TexChik I'm glad you're feeling good about so much. I'm pleased to say that we have also have enough electricity for all our needs and no innocent people are imprisoned. We are in middle of a possible political fraud case, but that is with a right wing party. It's amazing to be able to go the GP without paying at that time and receiving prescriptions at a fixed price or (for over 60s) free. But that's one horror you don't have to face and can be thankful for.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
The Vogons are coming to share their poetry.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I quite liked it, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.
AbbeyRhode · F
Nevertooold · 56-60, M
You've had it your way humanoids for way too long....we're coming for you!!!
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val70 · 56-60
They are amongst us already. Buy the bitcoin!
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Trump is actually the Messiah
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Your DNA will be resequenced to be compatible with theirs.
bijouxbroussard · F
KerriJC · F
So long, and thanks for all the fish
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Pfuzylogic · M
Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M
Its a Cookbook!
Bumbles · 56-60, M
It’s a cookbook!
meggie · F
We have no money are gonna seek asylum
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
ElyssTTTrucks · M
The universe is changing and evolving. Vibratory frequency is rising. Yet planet earth remains at a low vibratory frequency. The human race has collectively failed to raise it's vibratory frequency to a level necessary to remain harmonious and in sync with the universe. Because of that, it will be necessary to destroy planet earth.
SirNedKelly · M
CountScrofula · 46-50, M
1490wayb · 61-69, M
you are banned from traveling the cosmos at warp speed. you are doomed to be vaporized, you have failed to live in peace
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
When everyone claims Kim Jung un can't poop because he burns it off.
Fact check. Kim Jong Un been holding it within, unless he's threatened....
If he takes a dump, imagine how much damage he will cause the whole world.
Fact check. Kim Jong Un been holding it within, unless he's threatened....
If he takes a dump, imagine how much damage he will cause the whole world.
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
GoFish · 41-45, F
@Oneofthestormboys yeah pretty sure one will to eventually .. a wormwood astroid that contaminates the rivers
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A booming voice speaks from behind the clouds..'It's me,Allan...not Allah,worship me? You can't even get my fucking name right..Allan...AaaaaaLlaan!
Oh sod it..prepare the lake of fire!
Oh sod it..prepare the lake of fire!
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
A video chat with with an alien chopping up a screaming bowl of naked humans in the background and they just say "were coming for you".
Before anyone asks... NO I am not religious and NO I'm not going to debate or discuss my comment with you, it's just a response I thought of bc there's always so much discourse in the world over religion as well as people citing it as the basic for so many things. I always wondered... What if they're ALL RIGHT but also doing it VERY WRONG among other things. That's all. 🤷🏾
That ALL of the "Gods" they're worshipping are real and the existing appropriate projection of what was needed at each time in each place on the planet.
It actually HAS been watching and keeping score and everyone would indeed have a reading of their full experience through life however long or short and if possible need to explain.
If found wanting due to their misuse of any of the teachings had they been one who follows, the consequences are even more harsh as they've used a "Supreme Being" to misguide other lost souls. Others who used their free will to do the worst things or just bad would have to answer for it and somehow pay. Etc etc.
That ALL of the "Gods" they're worshipping are real and the existing appropriate projection of what was needed at each time in each place on the planet.
It actually HAS been watching and keeping score and everyone would indeed have a reading of their full experience through life however long or short and if possible need to explain.
If found wanting due to their misuse of any of the teachings had they been one who follows, the consequences are even more harsh as they've used a "Supreme Being" to misguide other lost souls. Others who used their free will to do the worst things or just bad would have to answer for it and somehow pay. Etc etc.
4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M
helenoftroy2000 · 22-25, F
You were never alive, and we are going to disconnect your consciousness from the machine.
SethGreene531 · M
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A really camp male voice speaks from behind the clouds,all the Earth can hear it, it proclaims 'Hello,erm Hellooooo,' it's me Jesus..erm..i'll be decending in a couple of days'..i'm very disappointed in you all' 'Prepare for Hellfire and Gnashing of teeth mutha fuggaz'!
Then the voice from the big fat black lady in Tom and Jerry cartoons is heard to say 'Jesus,git you big fat ass back up here right this minute'!
Every human is shocked,we are all looking at one another and asking 'Did you heqr that'?
Then the voice from the big fat black lady in Tom and Jerry cartoons is heard to say 'Jesus,git you big fat ass back up here right this minute'!
Every human is shocked,we are all looking at one another and asking 'Did you heqr that'?