I’m placing you under citizens arrest!

honestly, i paid for all my software

Interesting where am I currently?

Oh yeah?

Sweet! I could use the time away from work.

Being taller than you isn’t a crime. 🙄

... is she cute?

With fuzzy handcuffs?

You can try but you can't find me. I'm not any other humans falling to traps. I'm way ahead

Your mom said it was okay.

On what charges?!?

You can't hold onto all this muscular beauty!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Under what charges!!?!?

I demand you let me call my lawyer @SaorUladh at once

What’s the reason?

I’m placing you in a citizen’s mason jar!
Don’t worry, I poked holes in the lid, and there’s a twig and a leaf in there for ya 😉

Are you going to cuff me to the bedpost again? 🤔

I'm placing you under my truck!

this is how mommy met daddy 👁👄👁