All of it

I can eat ice cream anytime I want.

If i dont want to make bed i dont have to

I do wot i want, when and how i wanna do it 🤗

You can get lost without the need to get grounded

You can play a banjo at 4am without upsetting anyone apart from your neighbours

I can do what I want, life is peaceful ☺

I used to think when I was married, how will
I cope being single.
Now I think how will I cope being in a relationship. 🌷🍃✨

I have peace and happiness. My home is my own. Go to bed when I want. Eat when I want. Get up when I want. Freedom. Play music at whatever volume I want, anytime. Freedom sings!

You choose everything and don't have to do things to keep the peace.

What did I enjoy about being single? Lots! More time with your friends. Out drinking, dancing, talking to boys, going out for meals, listening to music, watching movies etc....

What I didn't like was having someone you really liked and not knowing how to ask them out...and wanting to be, effectively, 'non-single' with them!

Sarah 💋

Your house and or body can be a complete disaster and it doesn't matter because you ain't impressing anyone.

Peace of mind I guess

No dramaaaaa arguments are so tiring

You can choose the path of renunciation for pursuit of spirituality.

Not concerned about the toilet seat, how the paper goes on the roll, and how you squeeze the toothpaste !

No drama, no clinging, no confusion, no controlling

less drama

You can learn to talk to yourself to fuel your social needs.

I have not been single since October 1979

You win all your arguments and no one talks back at you.

Win Win

Less expenses. 🤗

The freedom.

Having the bed all to oneself

No snoring

Doing what I want, when I want it. Not being nagged to clean the apartament, Eat junk when I want and how much I want. Having "solosex" when ever my mood decides, not needing to negitiate terms.

Nobody tries to share your chocolate

Not needing validation or dependant on another to fulfill my happiness.

this ought to paint a better picture

Nobody wakes me up to tell me that I'm snoring.

Nobody to not be on the same page with

7 inch and 45rpm?

My time is my own!

Since I am no longer with the ex, I think fairly often about how intolerant he would be if he knew me now. I am always coughing or clearing my throat and blowing my nose, and that would have driven him right up the wall. He never could stand little noises.

I can trust my environment to be comfortable enough to close my eyes

Oooooooohhh you don’t have to deal with SO MUCH unnecessary BS. I looove it lol

Not being gross and predictabe like some creature from a primordial swamp. Seeking some higher meaning in life asside from money and sex. That's the best part.

Not having to flush the toilet before and after you sit down - some men age into real slobs.

nyet

No hassle, no strings sha-bang
Peace of mind, no disturbance
Single all the way

Being single and planning to STAY that way? You can speak your mind and tell it like it is.
Tell the truth that the spineless simps are thinking, but are afraid to say.

I get to pay for one person rather than two!

Not getting kicked in the nuts on Saturday night.

Single is an acronym for: Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday

You don't have to tell anyone to put the dirty clothes in laundry area, nobody to ask to put the dirty dishes away and not even asking every time where is the damn key this time 😄
You would know it all coz you are single, you know what's what and what's where.

Peace and quiet

The bathroom is always available and not having to hide snacks.